guest blog by Nila Ridings
“If you wrote a blog post about your own HOA (or one you know about), what would the title be?”
That was the question Ward tossed out to his Facebook followers. In the same way he didn’t disappoint us with his book, we hope he isn’t disappointed with our bloggin’ titles. Sit back, relax, and enjoy YOUR FANS’ creativity, Ward!
Presenting the titles:
“Wake Me Up When This Nightmare Is Over!”
From the Board Of Directors: “Don’t Ask For Any Records, Or You Will Be Wearing Cement Shoes!”
“The Inmates Are Now In Charge Of The Asylum.”
“Do Not Threaten To Sue Me And Invite Me To Eat A Hamburger With You In The Same Sentence!”
“HOAs…The Gathering Place For People Of Short Stature Who Are In Need Of Being In Power!”
Board member to resident: “Crowbar Or Gavel; Either Way I’ll Win!”
“Share The Truth”
“What’s Mine Is Mine..And What’s Yours Is Mine!”
“How To Supplement Your Retirement Income By Skimming, Scamming, And Being On An HOA Board.”
“Elect Me To The Board! I Need One Accomplishment To Put In My Obituary!”
“Predator Lawyers: The Fallacy And Foolishness Of Thinking You Own Anything!”
“Watch Out For The Mink Creek HOA Board Of Directors – The GOOD OLD BOYS Are Up To Their Old Tricks!”
“Evil Behind These Gates!”
“I Will Never Buy In An HOA Again!”
“The Self Serving Board Of Directors At Mink Creek HOA”
One contributor even offered up the perfect HOA Board spy song!
Music video by Rockwell performing Somebody’s Watching Me. (C) 2004 Motown Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.
Now, who was it that said HOA members have lost their sense of humor? Pick your favorite and comment on it!