Wife Wanted: No Sex, No Cleaning, No Car Required!

By Guest Blogger, Nila Ridings 

A 90 year old French man who found himself suddenly widowed has turned to some novel advertising for a new “dame.”  He’s posted a plywood sign in his garden asking for volunteers. I’ve heard of internet dating and mail order brides, but if this works it could turn into an interesting trend.

It wouldn’t work in this country, though, since American Homeowner Associations ban advertising of any kind.

On second thought, maybe this fellow should consider moving to my sister’s HOA in California?  She tells me that every time a woman in the neighborhood passes away the local “casserole ladies” swoop in like buzzards on road kill. The “casserole ladies” obviously have to keep their freezers well-stocked, but no plywood signs would be needed.

Of course, in America putting up a lonely hearts sign would probably get this poor widower fined, liened and foreclosed upon before he had a ghost of a chance of meeting anyone new.

Maybe the French actually do have an easier life than those of us on this side of the pond?

http://tinyurl.com/d73bhwc

(original source)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/25/roger-marc-grenier-widower-sign-france_n_3141182.html?utm_hp_ref=fifty&ir=Fifty&icid=maing-grid7%7cmain5%7cdl13%7csec1_lnk3%26pLid%3D304249

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Ward Lucas is a longtime investigative journalist and television news anchor. He has won more than 70 national and regional awards for Excellence in Journalism, Creative Writing and community involvement. His new book, "Neighbors At War: the Creepy Case Against Your Homeowners Association," is now available for purchase. In it, he discusses the American homeowners association movement, from its racist origins, to its transformation into a lucrative money machine for the nation's legal industry. From scams to outright violence to foreclosures and neighborhood collapses across the country, the reader will find this book enormously compelling and a necessary read for every homeowner. Knowledge is self-defense. No homeowner contemplating life in an HOA should neglect reading this book. No HOA board officer should overlook this examination of the pitfalls in HOA management. And no lawyer representing either side in an HOA dispute should gloss over what homeowners are saying or believing about the lawsuit industry.

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