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Costco Hacking Scam

We keep reading about the international hacking scams but little is said about how and when these cyber-criminals rip you off. Well, here’s one I was able to nip in the bud just tonight.

My first tip was who it was emailed to. The scammers chose a website that I own but is in no way connected to my Costco account.

Second: I’ve never received this kind of refund from this store.

Third: The “view your reward here” address doesn’t look anything like what might come from a major retailer. It’s too long, it doesn’t have any markings that look like Costco. Bottom line? It’s a scam, folks. Your name, your website, your email address and banking information are all in the hands of crooks who buy lists of potential suckers from the hackers. If you click on a link that looks like the one below it automatically installs malware on your computer.

Beware and be aware my friends.

Ward

Reward Month: October For: xxxx@xxxxxxxxxx

October 3, 2014 ——————————– Your October Costco Rewards Are Available. To claim your October Rewards, view the link below. Average Reward Balance: $78.52 View your reward here:

http://federalbly.us/ZOzoaqS-09234-03d4558M3425R9-2305P84435234-058923450832A4-09G345345V852345842352349B0-5-09-2934W5BW9879723452345234j5345l34k345j2345ou54231

 

Stupid, Stupid HOA Board Members! Just Stupid!

The four board members of the Twin Creek South Estate Homeowners Association may be among the stupidest people on Planet Earth. These knuckle dragging hominids in San Ramon, California might even qualify for the infamous annual “Darwin Award.” Their collective IQ points could easily be totaled up on one hand.

California is in the midst of a drought so bad that smaller communities are now running completely out of water. Many Californians are paying big sums of money for water brought in by truck from other states. Reservoirs are bone dry. Aquifers are drying up or becoming too saline to use. The collective weight of trillions of gallons of missing water has actually caused land along the San Andreas Fault to rise significantly triggering swarms of thousands of mini-earthquakes. The Legislature and Governor have had to enact a law forbidding Homeowners Associations from fining residents who don’t keep their lawns green. More food crops are grown in California than in any other state, but those crops are no longer being shipped to the nation’s grocery stores. That’s why you’re seeing record prices on store shelves across the country.

Yet the Twin Creek South HOA board members have the unmitigated gall to assess monthly fines against a homeowner who tried to create a drought resistant lawn.

When a KGO-ABC news crew tried to talk to these board members they refused to comment.

Of course they did. They’re too stupid to put three words together in a coherent sentence.

“Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” -Robert A. Heinlein

(link to KGO news story on HOA fines)

 

Damn That Old Timed Religion!

There’s nothing that angers an HOA board or management company more than the discovery that a homeowner believes in Jesus or the Virgin Mary. Well, I take it back, any expression of belief in Judaism also pops their gaskets.

Enock and Ines Berluche, a couple in the Shingle Creek Reserve in Kissimmee, Florida have been battling their HOA over the past year because the HOA says it doesn’t allow yard statuary. You couldn’t tell that by driving through the neighborhood, of course. Lots of homeowners violate the “no yard art” rule with garden frogs, cherubs and statues of Greek goddesses showing (can I say it?) bare boobs. There was even an ‘illegal’ fountain on the lawn of the HOA president.

But when a new homeowner requested permission to put up small statues of The Virgin Mary and Jesus they were denied.

After media publicity and threats of discrimination lawsuits the Shingle Creek Reserve board finally got religion. They reversed themselves and allowed Mary and Jesus to stay. The only tragic part of the story is that the couple had to spend thousands of dollars in legal fees just to assert their rights. But that’s the story with most HOAs. It’s not about the rules or rights. It’s all about harrassment and humiliation of homeowners who don’t toe the line.

(link to statuary story on WFTV, Florida)

 

The Rental Restriction Quandary in Residential HOAs

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

One of the most controversial battles in residential HOAs and Condos centers on rental restrictions. This blog analyzes the arguments for and against rental restrictions in HOAs, and why the ratio of tenants to owners in Associations has become a hot button issue.

The argument against rental restrictions

Like many Americans, I have owned homes in HOA-free neighborhoods, and I lived in these homes as my primary residence. However, when employment opportunities took my family to another state in the midst of the recent real estate bust, we found ourselves unable to sell our home of 14 years. Fortunately, we were able to lease the home to another family for about a year and half, until the market improved, when we were able to sell. I don’t know what we would have done if we had been forced to keep the house vacant due to rental restrictions that are often imposed by HOAs.

A vacant house or condominium presents financial challenges – hiring someone to maintain the yard and periodically check on the property; winterizing in cold climates; keeping the house cool and mold-free in warm, humid climates; prevention of vandalism and squatting; and increased property insurance rates.  Renting the home covers most if not all of the carrying costs, allows owners to deduct some of their expenses from income taxes, and, if the tenant is properly vetted, keeps the property relatively well maintained.

But what if your HOA restricts rentals in your community to just 5% of homes? One woman in a Pennsylvania HOA is now challenging her Board because, as explained in the story linked below, the Board of Freedom Woods HOA, a community of 275 homes, has enacted that rather draconian rental restriction without a vote of its membership. The Association attorney claims the Board has the authority to enact these restrictions under the “business judgment rule,” however now that the HOA has been challenged, he is also recommending an amendment of the Declaration. (CC&Rs)

Aside from the issue that the Board may have overstepped its boundaries by unilaterally creating rental restrictions, when a formal amendment is most likely required, there are larger considerations.

What about the property rights of individuals to rent their homes? In HOAs, that right is simply not guaranteed. It is very common for HOA and condo associations to cap the percentage of units rented to 20-30%, but, as this example illustrates, the restrictions can lead to enforcement of any arbitrary ratio decided by the Association, including an outright ban.

Why would owners want to discourage rentals in HOAs?

The flip side of the argument in favor of restricting rentals is that when the number of rentals exceeds a certain ratio (currently not more than 50% for FHA), many buyers cannot qualify for financing, thereby reducing the marketability of homes. And then there are the somewhat debatable arguments that too many rental properties result in a less stable neighborhood with a transient population, and that properties tend to be less well maintained by renters than owners. All of these factors are believe to drive property values lower.

Additionally, let’s consider why HOA and especially Condo and Townhouse communities tend to evolve toward a relatively high percentage of rentals, when compared to HOA-free neighborhoods.

During the recent economic downturn, many owners became reluctant landlords. But very few non-HOA neighborhoods changed from primarily resident-owners to tenants with absentee investor-landlords. For the most part, people who rented their single-family homes were those that had no other viable economic alternative.

On the other hand, a significant number of HOA buyers never intend to live in their units. It is common for investors to purchase multiple properties within the same community, particularly in locations that are in high demand, gaining voting rights for each unit. In short, they acquire a significant share of the corporate HOA, in order to obtain greater control over the community. The more they can affect the direction of the Board (often serving on the Board) the more control they have over variables that affect their profit potential.

Typically, investors buy units at low prices, hoping to sell later at a profit, and generating rental income during the holding period. Sometimes they buy early in the process to take advantage of price incentives. Often they will purchase in a depressed market, or in transitional communities – where owners are moving to newer homes or more desirable locations. HOAs or Condos that occupy valuable land are particularly attractive to investors or developers. Once they purchase several units, investors can entice or pressure existing owners to sell to them, sometimes at a low price. Over time, a few investors can acquire a majority of units, perhaps even enough to stage a hostile takeover by voting to dissolve the Association. After dissolution, investors are free to redevelop and convert to different, more profitable residential or commercial uses.

Of course, that is exactly what we see happening in HOAs, and especially condominiums. Notably, in the state of Florida, investors can vote for dissolution with an 80% voting interest. So it is little wonder that HOA owners fear the increased presence of tenants in their communities.

A new kind of block busting?

Investor influx and takeovers are rarely seen in HOA-free neighborhoods, where owners cannot accumulate multiple votes within the voting jurisdiction. There is no corporate Board, and votes at the municipal and county level are allocated one per resident rather than based upon shares of property owned. In other words, there is no inherent advantage to acquiring and holding onto multiple homes within a defined geographic neighborhood.

A review of history prior to passage of the Fair Housing Act in 1968 calls to mind the once-profitable practice of block busting. Although economic circumstances and owner fears are somewhat different nowadays, it certainly appears that real estate investors and developers have seized upon a similarly profitable but onerous process in HOAs.

The controversial decision in your HOA

No matter which side of the issue you favor, if you are part of the voting minority, you must abide by whatever the majority decides. If most of the owners are full-time residents, the Board may easily convince them to restrict rentals, with the consequence of limiting owner rights in the future.

But keep in mind that sometimes a minority of individual owners is the voting “majority.” If a few individuals just so happen to own multiple properties, they control the vote. And if most of the properties they own happen to be rentals, then they will most likely favor lax restrictions that could lead owners to migrating out of the HOA, and making the community vulnerable to decline and investor takeover.

Definitely a quandary.

How to Create Conflict & Drama in Your Community

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

A Tongue-in-Cheek Guide for HOA Boards & Managers

1.     Create as many rules as you can, the pickier, the better.

a.     Be sure to create rules in closed session rather than an open meeting.

b.     Optional: provide an announcement of the new rules only AFTER you  have put them in effect. Then ignore any objections.

c.      Rules created hastily as a knee-jerk reaction are guaranteed to cause maximum conflict.

2.     Be inconsistent about enforcing the rules.

a.     Allow friends and family to break rules. They will help you stay in power.

b.     If you are a Board member, you can make up your own rules. If anyone challenges you, tell the resident you are entitled to special privileges for doing such a thankless job.

c.     Use penalties for breaking rules as a weapon against residents you do not like, especially disgruntled troublemakers, or anyone who does not “fit in” with your expectations.

3.     Drive through the community actively looking for violations, so you can start sending nasty letters and charging fines.

4.     Encourage residents to turn in their neighbors for various violations of rules.

5.     Be especially vigilant about citing the following groups with rule violations: the elderly, people with disabilities, single parents and their children, veterans, racial and ethnic minorities, and any resident that dares to question your competence, ethics, or authority.

6.     Treat members like wayward children. Play the role of Strict Parent by scolding or talking down to them.

a.     Post stern reminder notices about not breaking rules in public places and in the newsletter.

b.     Repeat the mantra “the rules are the rules, and must be followed.”

7.     Alternative: treat members like insubordinate employees. Play the role of Authoritarian Boss. Use bully tactics, swift and harsh penalties, and always speak in condescending tones. After all, you must keep the residents in line.

8.     Find an unscrupulous HOA Attorney, and then keep him or her busy escalating disputes and running up legal fees for violators and the HOA.

9.     Authorize expensive contracts for unnecessary “emergency” repairs and renovations, without a vote of residents.

a.     Do not waste money on “boring” maintenance and repairs such as cleaning gutters, fixing plumbing leaks, or seal coating roads.

b.     Focus your attention on “window dressing” and “fluff” instead.

10. Issue a special assessment to cover excess legal and maintenance costs.

a.     Then move swiftly to lien and foreclose on residents that cannot afford to pay the special assessment.