guest blog by Nila Ridings
I can see em’ now. Brassieres, boxers, briefs, granny panties, string bikinis, and jock straps—vibrant colors, florals, hearts, race cars, and stripes all environmentally drying in the faces of the neighbors!
If only I lived in AZ,CA, CO, FL, HI, IL, IN, LA, ME, MD, MA, NV, NM, NC, OR, TX, VT, WI, or VA!!! I would have the longest clothes line you’ve ever seen. My neighbors who video my every move would have something worthwhile on their tapes. And their cronies would be running off to the cardiologist to up their dosage of beta blockers.
HOA members in these states, please UNITE! Start saving on dryer energy today! It’s the ONLY freedom you’ve got!