Will wonders never cease? A young lady has been kicked out of her swimming pool by the Fishhawk Ranch Homeowners Association. That’s in Lithia, Florida.
Heck, who’s ever even heard of Lithia? Or cared about it?
But they’re on the map, now, after telling homeowner Eden Sirene that she’s violated the pool’s ‘no flippers’ rule. Board members want to keep their pool safe for the kiddies, of course, so swim fins are out.
Still, Eden Sirene doesn’t actually use swim fins. No, she entertains the kids by wearing a mermaid outfit in the water. In the strict sense of the word, is it a fin? Well, if you believe in mermaids then this outfit kind of looks like a fin.
Homeowners Associations have no sense of humor.
None.
Fortunately, this story has gone viral. It’s all over the internet today. Hopefully, it will help her dream come true and this HOA will get exposed for being totally ridiculous. The kids and the men in the HOA like the mermaid. That pretty much explains it all. We had a similar issue in our HOA. No mermaid but younger women homeowners with their string bikinis….the old witches put a fast stop to that! And the HOA insanity continues!