Tag Archives: HOA

Nasty, Nasty Duck Dynasty!

A&E’s TV series, Duck Dynasty, is truly one of the most remarkable shows on television. Yes, it’s been controversial at times, but members of this West Monroe, Louisiana family appear fearless as they deal with personality differences, and walk viewers through the intricacies of their lives.

I also know, after a lifetime of working in television, that almost all of these ‘reality’ shows are heavily choreographed and orchestrated. Sorry if that pops your bubble, but those are the facts of life.

Still, there are some things that can’t be faked. Many of us saw a Duck Dynasty episode a year ago when the Robertson family showed up at their HOA board meeting after being dinged for owning chickens and for burning leaves. The faces in the room are priceless. The vacant far-away, shell-shocked expressions among homeowners should be given some kind of acting award. The matriarch’s repeated statement that she brought a casserole to the HOA meeting had me rolling in laughter. Faked or not, this episode was hilarious.

If anyone among our readership has contact with the Robertson family, or their producers, or the many actors and technicians who work on their set, please let me know. I want to send them some copies of Neighbors At War!

(link to Robertson family’s HOA appearance)

 

Are Things Dandy in Brandermill?

Hoo boy, things are going to get downright nasty in one of the largest HOAs in Virginia. Like many Homeowners Associations, there are strictly-worded restrictions against residents who operate home businesses. The ‘home business’ clause is one of the most idiotic parts of the typical set of CC&Rs. I would venture to say that home businesses are one of the largest sectors of the American economy.

Are you a freelance writer? You’re breaking the rules.

Do you do tax returns from home? You’re illegal.

Teach piano lessons? Forget about it.

But the Brandermill Homeowners Association in Chesterfield County, Virginia is about to commit residential suicide. They’re preparing to shut down 360 babysitters and private businesses.

Child care in a private home is outlawed in most associations, but those with smarter board members don’t try to enforce the restriction, unless a business operation is causing traffic problems. But as HOAs continue to hoist their anti-kids flag, more and more potential residents are telling their Realtors, “Don’t show me anything in an HOA.”

Brandermill is going to be turned into a war zone.

(link to Times Dispatch story)

 

Don’tcha Just Love It!

I forget which country singer delivered that line, but I do want to pass along some lines to readers of this blog.

There’s another good article on the national HOA scam that’s making its way around the country. This one is published in Naked Capitalism and it discloses what I’ve been saying for years: Homeowners Associations DO NOT protect your property values!

In fact, the column by Yves Smith says while the national housing market is improving, the HOA market is going the opposite direction. Improper foreclosures, declining revenue from dues, underfunded reserves are slamming residents of Homeowners Associations.

And yes, more and more Americans are learning about HOA Amerika. My ongoing prediction: Things are going to get a lot uglier on the HOA side of the wall.

(link to Naked Capitalism story)

 

Flight Safety Instructions???

Nine million YouTube hits in three days! Wow!

The Australian cast of The Lion King boarded a flight to Sydney and let fellow passengers get a real taste of flying. Yes, we all value the flight attendents and pilots who get us safely to our destinations. But on this flight it wasn’t the safety briefing that got all the attention!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSLxl1oAwA

 

Colorado’s Most Important Blogger

I’ve referred to Stan Hrincevich before, but his take on the CAI is one of the best I’ve read. Stan certainly learned from the recent transfer fee fiasco in the Colorado State Legislature that the CAI is not a benign organization. It’s got 50 state legislatures fooled. It’s got the vast majority of the American news media fooled. It’s got unlimited money and power which it uses like a jackhammer to supress the Constitutional rights of homeowners.

With his permission, I’m re-posting his recent analysis of the CAI. Impressive understanding!  And his blogsite is a good one to add to your regular reading list (ColoradoHOAForum.blogspot.com).

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Who or What is the Community Association Institute (CAI): You May be Surprised (a Colorado and Nationwide Perspective)   -Stan Hrincevich

For decades the sole source for Homeowners Association (HOA) information for the media and State Legislature has been the Community Associations Institute (CAI). Why not? Their name implies they represent the concerns of community associations and homeowners. They have been the main/only source sought and invited to the table for input and wisdom on HOA matters by government agencies, legislators, and the media. This group is so well ‘respected’ it has been asked to write or participate in writing HOA legislation to ensure participation of a “knowledgeable and unbiased” authoritative source.

Government regulatory agencies invite this group to write industry rules and regulations which are mostly adopted without challenge. News media people go directly to the CAI whenever an HOA problem surfaces to get a professional opinion as to why the problem arose and to learn the “correct” solution. HOA legislative proposals will see this group’s lobbying machine swarm and be welcomed at the Capitol to ensure the “right” and “workable” legislation is crafted. Visit this organization’s website and read their literature. Unless you study it carefully you would think the CAI altruistically represents homeowners vs. being a trade group that represents the interests of HOA property managers. This group is often invited to legislators’ town hall meetings, without the same courtesy extended to true homeowner groups. CAI spokesmen are represented as the experts and protectors of homeowners’ rights. 

The actions of the CAI, however, reveal it is a well-financed and marketed machine that is the most anti-HOA homeowner group in the country. In Colorado and in other states this group, over the past decades, has legislatively intervened to ensure that HOA laws proposed or passed are watered down to the point that they’re ineffective at protecting homeowners. Their intervention ensures the CAI’s profitability and increases costs to HOA homeowners. This group represents property managers, HOA boards, legal and real estate interests, NOT the homeowners. Recent examples:

…killing an HOA transfer fee bill that costs Colorado homeowners $15 million a year in unjustified and unauthorized fees;

…direct intervention in a property manager licensing bill to ensure it served to sell their educational courses, increase membership and dues, and ensure licensing rules and regulations were reflective of their own legislative proposal that protected the interests of HOA boards and managers;

…opposed any legislation to provide HOA homeowners an affordable and accessible venue to dispute complaints out of court;

…supported a bill to authorize HOAs to levy fees against homeowners even when not authorized to do so in the governing documents;

…opposed limiting fees and add-on charges to HOA homeowner debt;

…opposed full and detailed disclosure of property manager fees assessed on home sellers;

…obstructed legislation to minimize homeowner protections against liens and foreclosure for HOA debt. The list of anti-homeowner actions goes on and on.

Legislative reform and improved governance must begin with dispelling the belief that the CAI represents homeowners. It must disclose this organization’s history and actions in preventing previous attempts at reform. It must curtail the CAI’s influence with government agencies, the media, and the politicians. Finally, groups that truly represent homeowners must be given a chance to offer their perspective at improving HOA governance.