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Drone Pic of Naked Grandma Up On Billboard!

Oh, my Lord! I knew it would happen, and more are coming.

An Australian grandma sunbathing topless in what she thought was her private backyard has ended up on a Real Estate billboard.

The Realty drone was snapping pictures of the house for sale next door. It published them on billboards without a second thought.

The thong-wearing granny is having lots of second thoughts as she realizes that her privacy is a thing of the past.

(peeping tom drone in Australia)

 

Outrage of the Week: Object to Development, Get Sued by Developer

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

Add another shady, abusive tactic to the HOA playbook. When taxpayers show up at the planning commission meeting, and speak out against development of yet another HOA or Condo project, if you’re the Developer, just give your attorney a call. Then threaten a lawsuit.

When a Planning Commission denies a Zoning change, or the two parties cannot agree on a development plan, it is quite common for the Developer and Landowners to file a suit against the government, hoping to arrive at a reversal of the Zoning decision or at least a mutual compromise.

But for developer John O’Flaherty (through law firm Ungaretti & Harris) to sue 22 concerned citizens and activists, who publicly objected to the proposed development plan, is stepping way over the line. Legal experts are calling this maneuver nothing more than a SLAPP suit, (Strategic Law Suit Against Public Participation), aimed at intimidating private citizens – who have no power to make Zoning decisions – from expressing their opinions in accordance with free speech under the First Amendment of the US Constitution.

Taxpayers and homebuyers are increasingly learning of the risks and pitfalls of covering every empty plot of land with yet another privately governed HOA.  FHA has balked at financing condominium projects for the past several years. That is no secret. Even if you’re not apt to buy a condominium for yourself, as a taxpayer, why should you favor your local government allowing development of another potentially risky mixed-use project? What is the potential long-term tax revenue, weighed against hidden costs and non-tangible social costs of a housing model that is failing all over the state of Illinois and the country?

What’s next? Maybe developer’s attorneys will start to sue news reporters, bloggers, and consumers who tell their Realtor, “Don’t show me any condos, and no HOAs!”

(link to Chicago Tribune story on Park Ridge)

Don’t Be Gay In A Texas HOA

One of the most fundamental problems with the American HOA system is that it actively encourages apathy among its residents. In a hostile neighborhood, homeowners are afraid of being targeted for public shaming or humiliation. It makes neighbors paranoid of each other, afraid to be activists. After all, most of us want to live in private homes in a human quest for peace and quiet. That, in turn, makes people unwilling to participate in the governing process. Stay home, don’t make waves, don’t stand out from the crowd. Beyond all else, don’t show up at HOA meetings.

Bam! That’s the dynamite!

Once you remove a majority of the neighborhood from the governing process, small-minded power-hungry dictators are free to threaten, defame, cheat, steal, and embezzle with pure abandon. It’s hog heaven for human swine. With tiny majorities behind them they rise to the top where they create neighborhood havoc, usually by finding and tormenting a handful of targeted ‘unwanteds.’ An unwanted homeowner can be anything from a single mom to a family with a Down’s Syndrome child, to unmarried couples, black families, Jews, gays, lesbians, essentially anyone the dictator on the board thinks can be easily targeted. It’s fundamentally good war strategy. Don’t give the enemy a reason to fight back, turn the enemy against itself. Churn up chaos and drive homeowners further behind their shield of apathy.

That brings us to a crazy situation in the Gilbert Homeowners Association in Dallas. A single man owned a condo for years but his domestic partner is not listed as an owner. He’s deemed by the HOA to be “a guest.” The HOA board in its lawsuit against the couple said, “Ken Ray (the guest) is not an owner of the condo….under current Texas law he is, therefore, not a member of the Association.”

It gets a whole lot crazier. The two men claim they tried to get the association to repair a leaking sprinkler back in 2008. The repair never happened. The two domestic partners began to get a little more aggressive in trying to get the HOA to fulfill its obligations to repair the damage. One of the men discovered the contractor who was supposed to do the repairs was a daughter of a board member. The homeowner demanded to see the HOA’s financial records.

That’s when the proverbial “ship hit the span.”

The two domestic partners claim they were indirectly threatened with “use of a firearm.” Their sprinklers were purposely turned off damaging their landscaping. The front gate entry code was changed so that the buzzer went to the management company, not to the mens’ condo. Threats were made to physically remove “the guest” from HOA property. The men were prohibited from hiring their own contractors to repair damage caused by the board’s neglect.

The lawsuits and counter-suits mean the eventual legal bills will stretch into the hundreds of thousands of dollars. A jury verdict against the HOA could conceivably stretch into the millions.

If so, one more American HOA could be forced into bankruptcy. It’s happened before.

“I see stupid people. They’re everywhere. They walk around like everyone else. They don’t even know that they’re stupid.”  -slight rewrite from The Sixth Sense, 2007

(link to Dallas Observer story)

 

Screaming, Hair-Pulling HOA Fist Fights

So you’re thinking of spending your ‘golden years’ in a beautiful peaceful retirement community? You want to live in a neighborhood where neighbors really care about each other?

You have so many really wonderful choices of communities to live, places like Mainlands 3 in Tamarac, Florida. Warm air, well-kept lawns, ocean breezes, bird songs filling the air, happy people wishing each other “Good morning,” or “Good afternoon.”

Before you get too excited, check out the video linked below. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic. It graphically demonstrates what’s going on in hundreds of thousands, if not millions of Homeowners Associations across the country.

(link to WPLG-ABC News, Miami)

 

To Spark Some Financial Brainstorming

I just finished taping a TV interview in Denver on the future of Homeowners Associations. The host generally agreed with me that a financial tidal wave is coming that will slam into the nation’s housing market. It will begin with a collapse of the U.S. mortgage industry and HOAs will be the first to be decimated. With the unprecedented amount of federal debt, the ending of quantitative easing, Japan’s weak-kneed attempt to begin its own form of quantitative easing, Russia vowing to outlaw circulation of the U.S. dollar, China’s weakening international trade, a U.S. stock market trading (weakly) at all-time highs, threats of war in Ukraine, Iran, Syria, North Korea, the US/Mexico border, former Communist leaders predicting a return to leadership in East Germany. All the signals for world-wide financial disruption are there.

Outside the TV studio the host asked me a question I had trouble answering: “OK, if you believe all this is coming, where do you put your money?”

Whew! Talk about a million dollar question.

Some experts are advising stashing savings into commodities like silver, copper, any basic manufacturing materials. Others advise using your spare money to pay down mortgages to help you hold out for the long run. Still others say to get ready for hard times you need 9 months of food and water stored in the basement.

I’m not an economist, not even a great investor, and I’m certainly not a survivalist. But if HOAs are the first to be hit in the coming tsunami, why would a homeowner want to pay off a mortgage in an HOA house? With the massive potential for a troubled HOA to bully marginal homeowners with extra fines, fees, liens, legal fees and collection costs isn’t a paid-off HOA home a prime target for greedy (or desperate) board members and managers? Isn’t a supposedly ritzy HOA neighborhood a prime target for questionable slip ‘n’ fall lawsuits where each owner has to fork up money to pay off judgments and legal expenses?

Add to the mix the Nevada court decision (and pending replication elsewhere) the fact that a super-priority lien (the HOA’s petty fine for unmowed grass) can extinguish the first deed of trust (your mortgage) and you’ve got the formula for neighborhood nitroglycerin. It’s unstable at best.

We’re learning more each day about the risks of owning HOA property. Abusive boards, management companies and complicit law firms have brought all this seeming lack of stability about. So, what is the smart investment in troubled times?

Comments?

I’m all ears.