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Oops! My Bad!

I’ve been accused by one of our forum members of doing a ‘bait and switch’ in my recent offer to discount book sales during the month of June. My original intent was to discount bulk purchases of my book Neighbors At War. But my wording was poorly thought out and it led to some bruised feelings among some.  The misunderstanding was my fault and I apologize to anyone who felt deceived.

While Amazon frowns on authors who discount books below their online price, I still need to correct my error. So If anyone wants to purchase a single copy (or more) for $5 per book I will respect and fulfill your order while my stock holds out. If my supply of books gets low I will instruct my fulfillment house in New Hampshire to honor the same arrangement. I am out of town until later this month, but when I return I will gladly fulfill any requests.

Again, my mailing address is:

Hogback Publishing

151 Summer St. #463

Morrison, Colorado 80465

 

 

 

 

Blow N’ Go High On The Roof Top

guest blog by Nila Ridings

Here we go again!  I hope this will be an eye-opener for our readers.

Quivira Falls Community Association still ranks at the top for winning the “HOA Bullying Award.”  Why?  Because like most HOAs they love to bully people.  They seem to really get some sort of sick thrill out of irritating the homeowners.  But, it’s far more than irritating, they are putting us at risk for property damage and liabilities.

Gutters being my responsibility, I had new ones installed in 2008.  Knowing that Quivira Falls has a very long history of not performing necessary maintenance, I spent an extra three hundred and fifty dollars to have gutter guards installed.  The company I did business with has been around since 1972 and certainly knew what they are talking about when they said, “do not let anyone use leaf blowers on your gutters because it will tear up the guards!”  So, I notified Quivira Falls HOA office that I did not want anyone to clean my gutters going forward.  Well…let’s see, it’s been six years and they still love to put people on my roof with leaf blowers which now results in me calling the police.

Two years ago, they taped a note on my front door saying since I didn’t want my gutters cleaned by the HOA they would no longer be doing it.  I gave a sigh of relief…finally…somebody learned how to read and understand what my letters said.  Yeah!  Nope, not yeah…within hours of writing me that letter on Quivira Falls letterhead they were up on my roof!  I called the police and kept the report in my files.

Today, after all these years of emails, letters, and calling the police, they were back up there with the leaf blowers!  From my office window I could see the ladder and hear the noise.  With my phone and camera in hand, I walked outside and removed the ladder from my guttering and dropped it into the grass.  I called 911 and told the dispatcher what was happening and that they were still on my roof and the ladder was laying in the grass.  With my camera positioned and ready, I waited for them to come over the ridge of the roof.  They saw me, my camera, and the missing ladder.  When I said the police were on their way the one started apologizing and the other stood stone-faced on my roof.  In nothing flat the police arrived just as their supervisor/owner did.  He immediately instructed them to get to the next job, but the officers wanted to see their identification first.

The police advised me they cannot arrest workers for trespassing.  Nor can they arrest a company owner unless he’s caught on the roof.  I’m basically screwed except I have the option of taking them to circuit court.  You bet I can do that!  I’m always welcome to spend $30,000, $50,000 or even $100,000 in legal bills to try and stop myself from being bullied and attempt to be reimbursed for construction repair bills.  I will also be the one paying the tab for damage to my gutters and shingles along with the cost of water damage repairs on my ceilings caused by broken shingles that create leaks!  And, if I’m really lucky they may cause a rafter or two to snap which gives me the pleasure of hiring a contractor to come and snake his way through my bedroom closet and into the attic while carrying long pieces of lumber that scrape my walls and woodwork.

To properly clean gutters you must remove the debris and then flush the downspouts with a garden hose.  Walking around on roofs with leaf blowers is a waste of time and money since the downspouts are ignored.  It’s a farce, to say the least.  And a way to fool homeowners into thinking they are getting something for their $240 monthly dues.

So, I asked the officers, “How would I sue somebody when I don’t know their name, company,  or location?”  With that, the officer asked the company owner if he would like to share his name and contact information with me?  He said, “No!”  I looked at the cops and stated people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing and this guy won’t even identify himself.  Yet, I’m supposed to sue him if I have damage to my roof or guttering?  Really?  With that, he reluctantly handed me his business card.

After he left, I mentioned that one of the roof top workers reeked of something that smelled…you know…medicinal.  The cop said he wished he’d of smelled it.  Possibly he would have if “Mr. Mystery” had not quickly shooed his workers away from the area.

Bottom line, my attorney has told me to never let anyone work on my property without seeing their certificate of insurance even if they are employed or contracted through the HOA.  Reason being, if they fall into my fenced area or on my front porch resulting in injuries or death, I will be the person responsible and hit with the lawsuit if they are uninsured!

On this same issue, a few years ago the HOA cleaned the gutters of some new homeowners that moved here from a foreign country.  The nicest people you would ever want to meet!  Their gutter guards were blown out and left laying on the grass around their townhouse.  They asked if I would type a letter on their behalf requesting they be re-installed because they don’t speak or write English fluently.  I suggested they mail it certified.  Quivira Falls refused it, so when it came back they hand-carried it into the office.  How shocked they were when the woman in the office told them to put the gutter guards back in themselves!  That’s right, the HOA blows them out and you can just buy a ladder and climb up there and do the job yourself!  “Welcome to America!!! and Quivira Falls Community Association one of the nation’s  finest bullies in HOAs!”

As the police were leaving the fire department ladder truck pulled up.  I guess the 911 dispatcher must have assumed a roof rescue was going to be needed.  Yes, indeed these HOAs are costing the taxpayers a ton of money and they don’t even have a clue.  The police chief’s office says always call them to come out and make a report even if they can’t arrest anybody.  That way if you end up in court with an HOA case you’ve got police reports to back you up.

I just lost another precious day of my life in HOA HELL!

 

The Saddest Story

OK Bunkie, I realize you haven’t always been tight with your old Gramps. I realize we’ve had some differences, and sometimes you just thought I wasn’t very smart in the ways of the world. Sometimes I’m wrong, I admit it. But sometimes you’re wrong and you should admit it.

So, Bunkie, pull your chair up real close and listen even if this is that last time I ever get to try to share some wisdom with you.

Remember when you said that buying your own place was the best investment you could ever make? Remember when I tried to talk you out of it? You said you’d take your grandma in as a  roommate to help you pay expenses?

But she died and now the HOA won’t let you have another roommate. They say it’s their decision and you can’t stop it. They’re telling you the only way you can stop it is to take them to court.

Bunkie, don’t fall for a sucker’s game! They know they’re going to win. They know that even if you win a decision in court, that court case will have cost you a quarter million dollars.

Sweetie, please listen. When you bought your condo you chose to live under a Communist form of government. I’m not trying to be overly dramatic. Those are just the facts. For the first time in our nation’s history you can make a conscious decision to join a totalitarian political party. It’s sneaky. But it’s all built around the illusion of home ownership. You gave up your rights to be an American and you can’t get them back.

Please don’t cry, Sweetie. It’s just a strange time in our history where the decisions you make really do mean something.

(How much is that condo worth now?)

 

May They Forever Rot!

Don’t you just hate it when an HOA or condo board shows its arrogance by taking aim at a desperately handicapped person and rubbing her face in her own personal tragedy? There are no words strong enough to quell my anger when an HOA bitch-slaps a disabled person. “Gee whiz, sorry you’re so disabled. Maybe you should just go live downtown.” Those are the exact words used by my own HOA president when my wife was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis a number of years ago. That was long before such comments were legally actionable under federal law.

The latest such attempt at beating up the disabled happened in Florida’s Sabal Palm Condominiums of Pine Ridge in Broward County. Homeowner Deborah Fischer, who had long struggled with MS, wanted permission to keep a service dog.

“Hey Babe, you’re not disabled enough! Prove we’re wrong by producing every one of your medical records from birth and beyond. And BTW, even with all that documentation we still won’t approve your dog. And furthermore, we’re going to sue you first to remove your handicapped butt from this HOA!”

Of course, that kind of conversation could never take place. Could it? In this day and age? Naw.

Well, I’m only writing these words tonight because that’s exactly what happened in this gem of an HOA. A federal judge hammered this Homeowners Association with a massive fine and the harshest possible language. This HOA’s lawyer should be serving a lengthy prison term for criminal malpractice.

(link to additional details)

 

 

Starting a New Month

OK, some straight talk, here. We have a ton of people coming to this website. Those people are reading an average of 250,000 to 300,000 pages of our material each month. BUT THAT DOESN’T CUT IT!

Those of you who’ve read my book, Neighbors At War, know that it has a tremendous amount of important material that never makes it onto this website. You also know that my book is important for all homeowners, inside and outside of Homeowners Associations. (It’s also a fun read!) I happen to know that a lot of libraries carry my book and it’s frequently loaned to other libraries across the country. That’s pretty good traction. I know, however, that I haven’t sold my book to all of you yet.

So….

During the month of June I’m going to GIVE my book to you FREE. Well, let me partially retract that. If you can honestly say you haven’t purchased my book because you are destitute and if you’ll pay for the postage and the envelope (approximately five bucks) I will send it to you for free. Geez, what other author has ever offered you THAT kind of deal? Oh yes, one other caveat: Once you finish the book you must make at least one other homeowner read it.

The information it contains is far more valuable than the paltry publishing royalties I get.

That’s all the huckstering… for now.