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Some HOA Humor from Florida’s Jan Bergemann

FLORIDA-FRIENDLY LANDSCAPING?
HAVING FUN?

 

Opinion By Jan BergemannPublished March 1, 2015
All over Florida we see lawsuits popping up against owners who use the laws established in  2009 by the Florida Legislature [FS 720.3075 (4)(a) and FS 373.185] to change their landscaping to preserve water and avoid heavy fertilizing with dangerous chemicals. There was reason this law passed — and the folks insisting that the original rules of the community have to be obeyed by should finally realize that Florida-Friendly Landscaping can look as well very pretty, sometimes a lot nicer than a boring green lawn.But since laws obviously haven’t changed their minds yet, maybe some humor will?Here it goes:

GOD and LAWN CARE

GOD to ST. FRANCIS:

Frank,  …  You know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet?  What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago?   I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But, all I see are these green rectangles.
St. FRANCIS:

It’s the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers ‘weeds’ and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.
GOD:

Grass? But, it’s so boring. It’s not colorful. It doesn’t attract butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It’s sensitive to temperatures. Do theseSuburbanites really want all that grass growing there?
ST. FRANCIS:

Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn.
GOD:

The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.

ST FRANCIS:

Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it-sometimes twice a week.
GOD:

They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?

ST. FRANCIS:

Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.
GOD:

They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?
ST. FRANCIS:

No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.
GOD:

Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And, when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?
ST. FRANCIS:

Yes, Sir.
GOD:

These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.

ST. FRANCIS:

You aren’t going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it, so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.
GOD:

What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn, they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. It’s a natural cycle of life. 

ST. FRANCIS:

You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.
GOD:

No!? What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?
ST. FRANCIS:

After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.
GOD:

And where do they get this mulch?
ST. FRANCIS:

They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.
GOD:

Enough! I don’t want to think about this anymore.

St. Catherine, you’re in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?

ST. CATHERINE:

‘Dumb and Dumber’, Lord. It’s a story about….
GOD:

Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.

 

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?

Being an HOA Board Member Could Get Dicey!

There’s a case awaiting a decision by the U.S. Supreme Court that could increase the risk for individual HOA board members and property managers. It involves passive and overt discrimination against certain protected classes. Overt discrimination needs no explanation. But passive or indirect discrimination, which often happens when no one intentionally means to discriminate, can lead to huge lawsuits and massive judgments against individual board members and homeowners. More and more protected classes have been filing lawsuits based on easier-to-prove passive discrimination.

If the Supreme Court declines to narrow the scope of federal discrimination laws then Katy bar the doors. Passive discrimination happens all the time in Homeowners Associations and it can only encourage more plaintiffs to make such claims. Insurance companies usually won’t pay for legal costs or judgments under federal or state discrimination laws.

When they begin to realize their personal liability HOA board members all over the country might start fleeing like rats from the Titanic. And many neighborhoods may decide to dissolve their HOAs forever.

The article linked below explains it far more intelligently than I did.

(pending Supreme Court decision)

(link to a prime example of the kinds of lawsuits that could start flying)

 

A change of heart for one HOA President?

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

Every once in a while, the unexpected happens.

Remember David Schneider, the former president of McKamy HOA, Dallas, Texas? He was the one who sued a small Jewish congregation and the owners of a home in the HOA, arguing that using the home for Jewish religious services was against HOA restrictions. The local judge dismissed that case about a month ago.

Then the City of Dallas sued the Congregation, citing city requirements to make $200,000 worth of improvements to the property in order to obtain a certificate of occupancy. Without the Certificate of Occupancy, the Congregation faces steep fines, and may be forced to find another location for worship after all.

The following day, someone painted swastikas on the Rabbi’s vehicle and a fence, and that was deeply upsetting to the Rabbi and his followers.

Well, now the HOA, apparently led by Schneider, is offering a $1500 reward to help apprehend those who painted the hateful symbols.

Could it be that Schneider has truly had a change of heart?

(link to story on TheBlaze)

Another On-duty Serviceman gets the HOA Shaft!

Until HOAs get massive financial fines for screwing over on-duty service members, this kind of crime will never stop. The federal law is incredibly clear…you can’t foreclose on a member of the U.S. Armed Services if he is on active duty and cannot appear in court.

Yet the Monte Viejo Community Association in San Antonio, Texas felt they were above the law. In 2011, they simply reached out and snatched the home of U.S. Navy Petty Officer Richard Miller. He was stationed in Japan at the time. In a case eerily similar to the confiscation of another Texas serviceman’s home, Miller’s wife kept all of his mail for him to read when he was home for the holidays. Miller says he never got any mail from his HOA, and thus didn’t know his dues were not being paid.

Miller’s dues were only 200 bucks a year. The HOA jacked that up to more than $15,000 and then liened and foreclosed on Miller’s home.

The good news is that Miller has a pro-bono attorney who’s fighting for his rights. There’s a hint that the Monte Viego board knows how badly they messed up because they’re finally communicating with Miller.

(link to Stars and Stripes article on Miller’s fight)

 

Loopholes will still allow rich Floridians to force condo owners to sell at a loss

guest blog by Deborah Goonan
Here is a prime example of why State Legislatures cannot always be trusted to serve the best interests of its constituents when it comes to regulation of common interest communities, including homeowners’ associations and condominiums.Take a look at this excerpt from the attached Tampa Bay Times news article (see link below):

“Rep. Chris Sprowls and Sen. Jack Latvala, both Pinellas County Republicans, have filed identical bills requiring that owners who object to termination be compensated for 110 percent of the purchase price or the fair market value, whichever is greater.

At Grande Oasis [condominium], owners who have read Sprowls’ bill say they are concerned about one particular section. As they interpret it, a “bulk buyer” like Grande Oasis Investments would not have to pay compensation if it disclosed in its termination plan that it intended to sell the newly converted apartment complex.

“The whole purpose of this (Texas) investor coming in is to convert to apartments and then turn around and sell again,” said Silviya Gregory, a nurse from Bulgaria. “So all they have to do is state that they intend to sell and all of those so-called protections don’t apply.”

Indeed, I agree with Ms. Gregory. Here’s what the bill says in its current version amended Mach 13, 2015:

“Unless the terminated condominium property is sold as a whole to an unrelated third party, the plan of termination is subject to the following conditions and limitations::

But that’s just one glaring loophole in a bill that has more holes than Swiss cheese.

Other loopholes: (my emphasis added in BOLD)

“(3) OPTIONAL TERMINATION.—Except as provided in subsection (2) or unless the declaration provides for a lower percentage, the condominium form of ownership may be terminated for all or a portion of the condominium property pursuant to a plan of termination approved by at least 80 percent of the total voting interests of the condominium if no more than 10 percent total voting interests of the condominium have rejected of termination by negative vote or by providing written objections, subject to the following conditions:”

What this says is that whoever controls the Board — in this case investor groups seeking a termination and de-conversion to rental property — can change the percentage of approval for termination to an amount even LOWER than 80%.

“The total voting interests of the condominium include all voting interests for the purpose of considering a plan of termination. A voting interest of the condominium may not be suspended for any reason when voting on termination pursuant to this subsection.”

Now read between the lines. This sounds like it is prohibiting the Board from suspending voting interests of members who may not be in good standing with the Association, and that is a good thing. (in fact this ought to be the law in ALL cases – no HOA should EVER be able to suspend voting rights) But what this also says is that all voting interests of the investors count, too, no matter how many units they happen to own.

This subsection also does not apply to any condominium created pursuant to part VI of this chapter until 7 years after the recording of the declaration of condominium for the condominium.”

Part VI of this chapter refers to Conversions of apartments to Condominiums.

According to the Bill Analysis, this is saying that, after waiting 7 years beyond a condo conversion, optional termination is A-OK – but before that point a termination could not occur at all. But what about condominiums that were created from new construction, and that have never been converted from apartments?

“If the condominium association is a residential association proposed for termination pursuant to this section and, at the time of recording the plan of termination, at least 80 percent of the total voting interests are owned by a bulk owner:?

Hold on a minute. Read the attached Tampa Bay Times article carefully. The investor group does not yet own 80% of units, but they own more than 50% of units and therefore they control the Board. Now this Board need only arrange for several of its allies to purchase additional units as individuals (not classified as bulk-buyers) – just enough to hit that 80% threshold to approve the termination. But since the bulk-buyers will not own at least 80% of the units at the time of recording the plan of termination, NONE of what follows will apply, including the requirement to compensate owners at 110% of what they paid for units at the height of the market, and the requirement that their mortgages be paid off.

And the fact that the investor-controlled Board has already used its voting interests to grant the HOA right of first refusal guarantees that the only new buyers will be allies that will vote FOR termination, and probably make a nice little profit on their individual units in the process. Call it “hush money.”

“For purposes of this paragraph, the term “bulk owner” means the single holder of such voting interests or an owner together with a related entity that would be considered an insider, as defined in s. 726.102, holding such voting interests.”

So I looked up FL Statute 726.102
“(8) “Insider” includes:
(a) If the debtor is an individual:
1. A relative of the debtor or of a general partner of the debtor;
2. A partnership in which the debtor is a general partner;
3. A general partner in a partnership described in subparagraph 2.; or
4. A corporation of which the debtor is a director, officer, or person in control;”

Well, this is quite easy to work around. Just line up allies such that a court cannot prove that they are relatives, partners, or Board members of the investment group. Easy-peasy.

So would a domestic partner, a best friend, or business colleague that does not happen to fall into any of those categories qualify as an “insider?” I don’t think so!

In apparent response to concerns pointed out by condo owners such as Ms. Gregory, the most recent draft of the bill includes disclosure requirements in the plan of termination, plus the following:

“If the members of the board of administration are elected by the bulk owner, unit owners other than the bulk owner may elect at least one-third of the members of the board of administration before the approval of any plan of termination by the board.”

Well, so what? If the Board consists of two-thirds self-interested investors, they can amend the documents in any way they wish. In this case they gave themselves first right of refusal on condo purchases. But they can also simply reduce the percentage needed for approval of termination to 67%.

Further down in the current version of the bill, the Legislators have added that the proceeds of termination to a unit owner can be reduced by not only the outstanding mortgage owed, but any and all fees or assessments owed to the Association, plus any interest, collection costs, or potentially unlimited attorney fees.

So what if the investor-controlled Board suddenly decides to issue a special assessment in the thousands of dollars just prior to termination? Or perhaps there will be rule changes and violation notices issued against owners, resulting in fines, and if unpaid, interest and attorney fees. These are a common tactics used to get owners to sell to the Association or to allow the Association to foreclose prior to they vote for termination. This is, of course, how the investors are able to purchase even more units at rock-bottom prices.

And with all of these costs – real or manufactured – to set off against proceeds of termination, what will the owner be left with? Perhaps nothing! Which makes the following provision meaningless:

“Any former unit owner whose unit was granted homestead exemption status by the applicable county property appraiser as of the date of the recording of the plan of termination shall be paid a relocation payment in an amount equal to 1 percent of the termination proceeds allocated to the owner’s former unit.”

Back to grade school math: 1% of nothing is nothing. That’s right, the owners who have lost the most money in this travesty would not even get enough money to relocate their belongings after being kicked to the curb.

And just to make absolutely sure that owners have little to no recourse to fight this injustice, we have the following proposed provision:

“A unit owner or lienor [sic] may only contest the fairness and reasonableness of the apportionment of the proceeds from the sale among the unit owners, that the first mortgages of all unit owners have not or will not be fully satisfied at the time of termination as required by subsection (3), or that the required vote to approve the plan was not obtained.”

In other words, owners cannot contest the termination itself, or the underhanded methods that have been used to obtain the required vote. They can contest the amount of money they receive, but only if they can afford to hire an attorney, after losing a great deal of money in what amounts to a hostile corporate takeover of their homes.

The mortgage holders’ interests are protected, of course, no doubt due to pressure from Florida’s powerful banking lobby.

SB 634 will be unlikely to help owners, given all the loopholes that would have to be closed prior to its passage.

So how about this suggestion: scrap SB 643 and create a new statute requiring that votes for termination plans may only be cast by non-bulk/non-investor owners — or actual homestead owners? Let the small number of homestead owners decide whether they are willing to either increase assessments while remaining units are being sold OR decide among themselves if they are willing to entertain OFFERS for a buyout from interested investor groups? That would put homeowners in control instead of greedy investors and lien holders.

(link to Tampa Bay Times Article)

(Florida House Staff bill analysis:)

(SB 643 bill can be tracked here:)