Category Archives: Duck Dynasty

“Damn the Disabled!” -Brookfield Farms HOA

Discrimination has long been a hallmark of the modern HOA movement. The disabled, Negroes, Orientals, members of the Mongol race, gays, the handicapped, non-married adults. I’ve seen that in my own Colorado HOA, stories I relate in my book, Neighbors At War. I’ve seen it firsthand, but since starting this website I’ve been stunned at the number of blatantly racist, homophobic, anti-Semitic stories that are happening daily in American homeowner associations. There just aren’t enough courtrooms to handle all those cases, Ah, there are enough lawyers, to be sure. More than enough. Just not enough courtrooms.

In Lafayette, Indiana the Brookfield Farms Homeowners Association has made it clear they don’t want three handicapped people living in their neighborhood. “It’s a group home,” they’re screaming. “We don’t allow three unmarried handicapped people to live in a single home. And we’ll take it all the way to the Supreme Court, if necessary!”

Stupid people. They’ll lose, of course. Federal law is pretty clear about abuse and discrimination against handicapped people. But in the meantime this idiot board will cost its homeowners tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands in legal fees.

Avoid HOA life like the plague. It looks good on paper. But when planning to buy into the HOA scam just remember you’re putting all of your personal assets into a common pool of money with people you don’t know and have never even met. All your assets including the equity of your house are being pledged to pay for moronic legal positions like the one being taken by Brookfield Farms in Indiana.

(link to Indianapolis Star article on discrimination against the disabled)

 

Eviction? Over A Fake Confederate Flag?

Some HOA controversies are just a little too hard for my poor brain to figure out.

In Naples, Florida, the Timberwood of Naples HOA is planning to evict a family because their mentally disabled teenage son put up a Confederate flag in his window.

I’m a longtime defender of the First Amendment who doesn’t think ANYONE should be able to restrict the free speech rights of another. And certainly I understand the sensitivity about the Confederate flag especially when its display is supported by tax monies.

But over the past hour I’ve been searching for images of various flags of the Confederacy. If the image of the flag in the news story linked below is accurate, then this family is being evicted for a flag that’s fake. It’s not a Confederate flag. It just happens to be red, white and blue and have a star. It doesn’t match any of the flags of the Confederacy. So, essentially this family is being evicted for displaying the colors red, white and blue with a star?

How far can suppression of speech go?

In the typical HOA, they just make up the rules as they go along.

(link to story on phony controversy in Naples, Florida)

 

 

M-I-C…K-E-Y…….M-O-U-S-E!

HOA neighborhoods are sometimes so sterile they look like Army Basic Training barracks. I’ve been there. I went to Basic. And I can just see military trainees in khaki walking through these bland neighborhoods picking up cigarette butts. Sometimes the best way to describe the actions of HOA lawn Nazis is the old Disney tune for the Mickey Mouse Club TV show. Here’s a case where it’s more than appropriate.

Timber Creek Homeowners Association, Yulee, Florida. When Rachael Dennis moved into her new home five years ago she started getting hammered with violation notices and fines by the board. Damaged mailbox. Trash cans in the wrong place.

Rachael, a big fan of Disney, put in some circular flower beds in her front yard. If you’re flying in a hot air balloon over her house you might notice that three of her flower beds have a vague resemblance to a certain cartoon character. The Timber Creek HOA bullies went ballistic. HOA Nazis hate it when  they’re made fun of.

So, they’ve hit Rachael with another violation. She can have circular flower beds. But they just can’t touch.

Folks, some of these things you just can’t make up.

(link to story on ‘Micky Mouse’ flower beds)

 

Judge Approves Purple Swing Set!

guest blog by Nila Ridings

The Stout family is celebrating around the purple swing set tonight! It’s not going away. The parents are not going to jail. The kids can smile and be happy while swinging to their hearts content.

The Raintree Lake board of directors (Missouri) just wasted a lot of money on legal bills and put their HOA on national news. Not to mention the story went viral on the internet. Let’s HOPE they learned something from this case.

 

Here’s an excerpt from the court ruling:

FINDINGS OF FACT
Plaintiff Raintree Lake Home Owners Association (hereinafter “Raintree Lake” or “Plaintiff Raintree Lake”) filed its Petition for Mandatory Injunction and Associated Relief on December 29, 2014, requesting that the Court order Defendants Lewis W. Stout, Jr. and Marla R. Stout (hereinafter “Defendants”) to remove their purple-colored swing set from their property and the subdivision, that the Court award fines, and that the Court award reasonable attorney fees and costs incurred.

Defendants filed their answer to Plaintiff’s Petition for Mandatory Injunction and Associated Relief on February 27, 2015, asserting various affirmative defenses.
A trial on the merits was conducted on August 21, 2015 before this Court.
Plaintiff presented evidence alleging that Defendants were parties to
“Declarations of Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions” (hereinafter “Restriction Agreement”), dated October 29, 1973, and that Defendants were in violation of Article VII, Section 3 of the Restriction Agreement by the erection of the purple swing set at issue in the above-captioned matter.

Article VII, Section 3 of the Restriction Agreement provides that Defendants will not make “improvements, alterations, repairs, change of paint colors, excavations, changes in grade or other work which in any way alters the exterior of any property or the improvements located thereon” or “as relates to any structure on the property to commence it, erect it, make it, or do it” without prior written approval of the property owners association’s Architectural Review Board.

Plaintiff Raintree Lake presented evidence suggesting that Defendants were in breach of the Restriction Agreement when they erected a purple-colored swing set on their property without the written approval of the Architectural Review Board.
Defendants presented evidence that attempts were made to obtain the approval of the Architecture Review Board but that an arbitrary standard was used by the Board, preventing the approval.

Defendants also presented testimony that the color of the swing set met the requirement as set forth in the Raintree Lake Property Owners Association Architectural Review Board Guidelines which states for swings sets and play equipment: “Color: must be subdued and within harmony with other colors of the community including slides, swings and canopies.”

CONCLUSIONS OF LAW
Plaintiff Raintree Lake failed to establish that it is entitled to injunctive relief pursuant to § 526.030, R.S.Mo., and is therefore not entitled to judgment on its Petition for Mandatory Injunction and Associated Relief. An action seeking an injunction is an action in equity. “An injunction is an extraordinary and harsh remedy and should not be granted where there is an adequate remedy at law.” City of Greenwood v. Martin Marietta Materials, Inc., 311 S.W.3d 258, 265 (Mo. App. 2010) citing City of Kansas City v. N.Y.-Kan. Bldg. Assocs., L.P., 96 S.W. 3d 846, 855 (Mo. App. W.D. 2002). The elements for a claim for injunction include: (1) irreparable harm, and (2) lack of adequate remedy at law. Id. Irreparable harm may be found when pecuniary remedies fail to provide adequate reimbursement for the improper behavior. Id. at 266. There is no “adequate remedy at law” when damages will not adequately compensate the plaintiff for the injury or threatened injury. Id. at 265-266.

Plaintiff Raintree Lake failed to present evidence as to the element of irreparable harm. There was no evidence presented to this Court that Plaintiff Raintree Lake will or has suffered irreparable harm as a result of the erection and/or color of the swing set. Although, as stated previously, irreparable harm may be found when pecuniary remedies fail to provide adequate reimbursement for the improper behavior, the evidence before the Court was that Defendants were initially fined in regards to the swing set but that fine was then set aside by Plaintiff Raintree Lake’s own Appeals Board. Plaintiff Raintree Lake failed to meet the first element required under Missouri law for permanent injunctive relief and therefore is not entitled to the relief requested in its Petition for Mandatory Injunction and Associated Relief. As the Court has found that Plaintiff Raintree Lake failed to prove the element of irreparable harm, the Court finds that it is unnecessary to address the second element, that there is no adequate remedy at law.

JUDGMENT
IT IS HEREBY ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that the Court finds
in favor of Defendants and against Plaintiff as to Plaintiff’s Petition for Mandatory Injunction and Associated Relief.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that Plaintiff’s request for the award of fines is denied.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that Plaintiff’s request for reasonable attorney fees is denied.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED, ADJUDGED AND DECREED that Defendants’ request for reasonable attorney fees is denied.
IT IS SO ORDERED.
Date:August 28, 2015

 

Jerry Seinfeld Crushed by the Lemonade Nazis

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his family are the latest victims of the Neighborhood Nazis. He and his family were selling lemonade outside their suburban home to bring attention to their favorite charity, Baby Buggy. It provides clothing and other services to families in need.

But in stomps an angry neighbor saying cars are stopping at the side of the road to buy lemonade and motorists are having the nerve to contribute to the charity. In East Hampton Village that’s a crime tantamount to bank robbery.

Yes, the bullies are gradually taking over in America costing young people a chance to see what times were like in the good old days.

What a shame. What a horrible shame.

(link to East Hampden Press story on Seinfeld getting shut down by cops)