Category Archives: Horror Stories

Gold? Fuggeddaboudit!

After the financial blogs of the past two nights, let me pass on another warning about the approaching housing market disaster: I’ve have lots of questions about using gold as a hedge against whatever is coming.

Please listen carefully: Do not! Do not! Do not buy gold unless you truly understand it, which I seriously doubt anybody does!

Look at the charts linked below: every peak represents a person who’s won a fortune in gold investing at the right time.  But that subsequent valley represents an investor who’s lost a fortune in gold investing. If you think you can time the market you’re just flat out wrong. Many’s the speculator who bet on gold to hedge a collapsing economy and ended up as a net loser.

If you ever see that I’ve made a fortune in the gold market, then I give you carte blanche permission to tell everyone, “Ward cheated. He’s a liar. He’s a shyster.”

Betting on gold is worse than going to Vegas. Stay home. Pay the bills. Buy some emergency rations, enough to last your family for a few months. Don’t go nutty on me. We who are questioning the HOA debacle aren’t survivalists. (I have serious doubts that a survivalist can survive much of anything, anyway.) We’re just carefully analyzing an approaching disaster that every economist in the country is talking about… and puzzling over. There are just no clear answers. But I guarantee there’s a phalanx of con men out there being trained to take advantage of your fears.

(is gold really a good investment?)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/investing/gold/10019128/Is-gold-really-a-safe-haven-asset.html

 

This Collapse Ain’t So Funny

Last night’s blog referred you to a comedic look at those predicting a financial and housing tsunami, but this link isn’t comedic and it isn’t satirical. I suppose I don’t mind spreading the word about interesting and pertinent books, since many of my blog readers have supported my own HOA book. But this guy should really be taken seriously.

James Rickards’ new book looks at the approaching financial calamity and explains that there’s really no safe harbor for any of us. An avalanche is triggered by a single snowflake. A world financial collapse is triggered by some no-name company that goes broke at precisely the wrong time.

As an extreme HOA pessimist and critic I would never urge people to dump their HOA homes. But if I honestly believed that the pending financial collapse will claim HOA residents among its first victims, I would be remiss in not alerting you to look for safe harbor.

(link to financial collapse)

http://etfdailynews.com/2014/05/27/james-rickards-financial-collapse-and-massive-shortages-in-gold-coming/

The Wonder of Sworn Testimony & Public Records!

R-E-C-O-R-D-S! Release the Records!

guest blog by Nila Ridings 

Recently, I have talked with HOA members locally and across the country who are frustrated because they cannot see the financial records in their HOA.

One homeowner requested to see ONE financial document and was told by the Associa management operation that a $200 advance payment was required to see it! Others have gotten the same old song and dance about paying to see the HOA records.

Back in 2007, it was discovered after much stalling and excuse making by the board president that Quivira Falls had $10,000,000.00 unaccounted for. Yes, that figure is TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!! And the audits had not been performed for years, as required per the by-laws. A homeowner filed a pro se lawsuit to see records. Five months later, I filed a lawsuit to recall the board and gain access to the records.

At that time, I was fairly new in the neighborhood. But my corporate experience helped me recognize I was dealing with some shysters. Shifty eyes, mumbling and bumbling, couldn’t give me a straight answer, nervous, cocky, stalling, and quickly trying to dismiss my questions always with “we’ll take that under advisement.”

Before the homeowner filed the pro se case he told the board members, “If we find embezzlement somebody is going to jail!” The response was a finger pointed at us and a booming angry voice from the HOA president, “If you think there has been any embezzlement or malfeasance, you’ll never find it!”

This guy had been the Quivira Falls Community Association president for 26 years! Homeowners had made no efforts to question anything he did. One of the board members, Jody Lamping said he put her through “mental masturbation” but never answered questions with legitimate answers.

Ongoing investigation was revealing more and more eye brow raising information. One being this Quivira Falls HOA president was running for the board of an HOA in Carlsbad, California. He had just purchased two places in that community. His bio read like Mr. Magnificent in the world of homeowners associations. Several residents of Quivira Falls contacted the manager of the Carlsbad HOA and his name was immediately pulled from the ballot. Ryan Rader died a few days later.

When Johnson County Judge Thomas Sutherland, ordered the records be turned over to me Rader’s successor, Jody Lamping, under oath, proclaimed, “there are no records!” Judge Sutherland gave her fair warning of perjury charges should records turn up at a later date. That did not deter her one iota, she threw her nose in the air and declared, “there are no records!” The board treasurer, Bill Reavis claimed Quivira Falls Community Association had no bank accounts, either.

I contacted the Johnson County District Attorney’s office and was instructed to file a “suspicion of embezzlement” report with the Overland Park Police. The detective ultimately hit dead ends because current and former board members claimed no knowledge of anything, stating only Ryan Rader knew about the inside workings of the HOA. What he did find was thousands of dollars in cash logged onto the ledgers but not one dime was ever deposited into the numerous bank accounts that Quivira Falls had established around the Kansas City area. The detective had no way to obtain information from a dead man so the case was closed, but he advised me to contact him if anything changed.

A year later, a homeowner that was very familiar with the details walked into the clubhouse and caught Jody Lamping with another board member and a former board member shredding records. I was called and my attorney instructed me to go immediately to the clubhouse with witnesses and cameras which we did. Jody Lamping was so nervous her mandible was flipping back and forth like a pendulum on a one hundred year old grandfather’s clock. The former board member was hiding on the staircase behind a wall, while the other was pretending to be on the phone to the HOA attorney letting him know the HOA records had just been found. Thinking we hit a goldmine, I called the detective. It was no surprise when he said that was not true because two months after the judge ordered the records turned over to me he was given access to those records!

There are more stories to this “new” board that promised Quivira Falls homeowners they could be trusted, but I’ll share those at another time.

For now, it’s best to say, DO NOT HAVE A BLIND FAITH AND TRUST IN YOUR HOA BOARD MEMBERS!

Do not allow anyone to be the president of the HOA for decades. I would suggest limiting that position to 1-2 years.

Do not allow 1 or 2 board members to be signers on HOA checks. Have 3 people and be sure they are all qualified to be bonded and do background and credit checks on them. If they have a criminal history or financial problems they are not good candidates to be handling your HOA funds.

Do not allow the HOA property manager to have exclusive access to bank accounts and checks. If your by-laws require yearly audits, demand they be done!

Do not allow cash payments to be made to the HOA for any reason.

Do not give the HOA president carte blanche to spend thousands of dollars without board approval. A $1,000 limit should be sufficient.

If the HOA operations have been “shaky” and you manage to land a position on the board, insist on a forensic audit during a board meeting and double check to be sure it was recorded in the minutes. If you are a homeowner, submit a written request for a forensic audit. Retain a copy of your request.

If your by-laws allow for more than 5% of your annual budget to be spent by a property manager without board approval, suggest a change to the by-laws. It would be most beneficial to require a vote by the homeowners for any spending that will exceed 5% of the annual budget.

Regarding audits: The statement has been made on many occasions that honest board members don’t need audits. I strongly disagree. Audits work both ways; keeping thieves from stealing from an easy target and protecting honest people from being accused of stealing.

Never forget that people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing!

Trustworthy and Tamper-Proof HOA/Condo Board Elections?

guest blog by Bob Frank (Air Force Col. Retired)

 

It is a fact that CID board elections are the ONLY way that members can actually influence the management of their common properties and finances.  And, since candidates for boards and members of community management companies are not routinely cleared as trustworthy according to government standards, the election processes themselves MUST be provable as being “trustworthy/tamper-proof” by the association members.

Therefore, I submit it should be mandatory that secret ballot board elections implement (1) audit-trails, (2) use “tamper-proof” devices, (3) be certified as end-to-end trustworthy, and (4) be capable of independent auditing by licensed, trained professionals.

And, I claim that any board election that can not be auditable as trustworthy should be invalid.  Why would government officials and trade association professionals be allowed to tolerate potentially corrupt board elections?

Should the trade association adopt the following or similar terms and require that all HOA/Condo board elections follow such definitions and implement “trustworthy board elections” capable of being audited by 3rd party professionals?

Or, should board elections be taken away from CID boards and management companies and that there be a new licensed and bonded, “Independent Trusted Elections Professional” be required on a part time basis by state statutes as auditors and attorney are?

Am I on the right track for this topic?  Do you agree it is likely possible to conduct such improvements in CID elections at reasonable costs?  If you wish, I can explain how I would design such a system using hard-copy and/or electronic processes.

Bob Frank

The Slow Creep Toward HOA Honesty

Well, the state of New Mexico has finally taken an official action to force Homeowners Associations to disclose their rules and budgets to prospective homeowners. A story detailing the changes is linked below.
It looks like board members can be liable for civil damages if they refuse to disclose lawsuits in which the HOA is involved, unpaid judgments, boards must be elected by majority vote, not the sneaky tactic of a majority vote by a minority sub-group (tricky wording; a more accurate name is ‘outright election fraud.’)
There are lots of other traditional HOA scams that look like they could undergo tighter scrutiny by the state. But as you read the article below, ask yourself, “Why wasn’t this done many, many years ago?”
Does anyone get the sense that we’re finally seeing the beginning of a growing national backlash against decades of corruption and fascist corporate control over innocent private homeowners? Are we making some progress here?
“I love it when a plan comes together.” (line from the old Mission Impossible show)

(link to Albuquerque Journal article)