Tag Archives: HOA Hell

Astounding Honey Bee Deaths!

I’ve debated with myself long and hard over the story I’m about to tell you. It really zeroes in on a personal situation I faced with an HOA bully. I swore I would keep the story to myself until I read today’s article about America’s tragic loss of honey bees. Forty percent of all honey bees in the country died last year. Forty percent!

(link to 40% loss of honey bees in just one year)

You cannot imagine how important honey bees are to our agriculture and our very survival as a species. Man just can’t do what bees do for us. Without bees there is no produce in your grocery store. None!

Now, my personal story. I own some acreage in Colorado adjacent to a Homeowners Association. Several years ago, a teenager who raises bees and produces honey for a hobby asked if he could place a half dozen bee hives on my property. There’s no way I would have refused him. For several years the hives were thriving and pollinating vegetation for miles around.

Last year I was away at a publishers’ conference when I got an angry call from a typical HOA bully. He demanded I remove the hives immediately. Mystified at his sudden rage I asked him why? Believe it or not, this guy said “Your bees are drinking from my wife’s pond!”

This is not a joke. Despite the fact that there are several bee keepers within a four mile radius of this property, MY bees were drinking from his pond!

I guess I shouldn’t have ignored him because a few days later every single one of the bee hives was dead. Stone cold dead in just one night. I seriously doubt they died that suddenly from natural causes.

Two Wildly Different Views of HOA Embezzlement

“Embezzlement is so rare in HOAs that it’s almost non-existent.”
(What the HOA industry would have you believe.)

“Another embezzler hits an HOA for nearly a quarter million bucks.”
(What those of us at Neighbors At War would have you believe.)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot!

(link to another one of those thousands of embezzlement cases)

And another….

(link to another embezzlement the HOA industry just doesn’t want you to know about)

And the list goes on and on. HOA life is hazardous to your life savings. Believe it!

 

 

HOA Water Stupidity & California Drought

Homeowner Association bullies continue to show their utter stupidity in the face of the horrible southwest water drought. I have two links for you. The first is the idiotic treatment of a homeowner by the Aviara Master Association in northern San Diego County.

The second link is even more fascinating. It’s about the mind-blowing drought in the Middle East and what happens when you don’t respect Mother Nature.

(link to story on HOA drought idiocy)

(link to story on Middle East drought)

 

 

HOA Treasurer Pleads Guilty

I’ve blogged about this lady before. She embezzled about 43,000 bucks from her HOA in Forsyth, Georgia. You’d think those southern folks would look down on somebody looting the neighborhood treasury. Well, it looks like she got 2 or 3 months detention. Oh yes, and she has to pay about $3300 in restitution. The jail sentence is probably light because she’s apparently repaid about $32,000.

Embezzling from Homeowners Associations continues to be one of the massive unreported crimes in America. At least this one got caught.

(link to story on HOA embezzler)

 

FL legislation passed will harm, not help Condo and Homeowners’ Association owners and residents

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

I can’t say I’m surprised, but I am thoroughly disgusted by the nature of HOA legislation that has passed the 2015 Legislative session, despite the fact that the FL House threw in the towel 3 days early. Given the hostile nature of other pending bills, it was probably a blessing in disguise.

Here are some highlights of what HOA-related passed and what failed:

CCFJ-backed SB 1308/HB 1263, the bill that would have authorized limited state oversight of HOAs similar to that available to condo owners, died before ever making it to a committee, for the second year in a row.

SB 611 / HB 736, a bill that would have limited fees charged for estoppels, and that was hotly debated and opposed by management, collection companies and Association law firms, effectively died when the session was dismissed early. That means business as usual. Fee gouging and hitting buyers at closing with last minute with extra closing costs will continue for at least another year.

HB 791 passed 98-17 in the House and unanimously in the Senate. The bill will extend the Distressed Condominium Act (DCA) for two more years, until June 30, 2018.  The DCA allows investors to “bulk buy” condos for rehab and resale, but significantly limits bulk owner liability for construction defects and also allows investors to waive funding of reserves until each unit is sold. The DCA has played a key role in creating perverse incentives for investors to take over condo Boards and force termination upon remaining owners, who have in turn been forced to sell for a fraction of what they paid for their units several years ago.

The bill also specifies that official records now include only “written records,” effectively eliminating audio or videotapes among the records HOAs must retain for at least 7 years. Also in this bill: if you are a tenant, and your landlord owns multiple units, but owes any financial obligation pertaining to even ONE unit, the HOA may suspend your privileges to use the recreational amenities and common areas until the owner is current, even if your unit is not directly tied to a fine or delinquent assessment.

Also buried in this homeowner-hostile bill is a carefully crafted provision that will allow HOAs governed under Statute 720 to issue fines exceeding $100 per violation and $1000 in the aggregate if the governing documents allow it. There will be no absolute maximums that HOAs can fine owners, so long as the oligarchy that controls a supermajority of votes is able to amend the documents any way it sees fit.  To make it even easier to accomplish a vote, the bill also permits proxies to be faxed or emailed, and will now allow for online voting.

And the standard priority of payment application for HOAs remains as follows: payments first apply to interest, then late fees, then attorney and collection fees, and last, but not least, the amount of the delinquent assessment. And HB 791 merely states that fines of less than $1000 may not become a lien against the home, implying that fines of $1000 or more CAN become liens that could then lead to foreclosure by the Association.

The topper for outrage in HB 791 is the fact that even if an Association fails to provide timely notice of an amendment to the CC&Rs, that will not affect its validity. In plain language that means that you can be penalized for violating a new covenant or amendment, even if you have no idea that it exists.

Attached are relevant links for any wonks out there that want to read the details.

(link to attorney summary of FL legislation affecting HOAs, Condos)

(link to SB 791)

(link to CCFJ SB 1308, now dead)