Tag Archives: HOA Nightmare Stories

Whew! HOA Fraud in Canada? “Say it ain’t so, Joe!”

Dang! I have friends in Canada and I think of Canadians being so much more gentile and honest than Americans. But then, I seem to be selling a lot of books in Ontario so maybe I’m wrong.

But one of the biggest thefts I’ve read about is a 4.1 million dollar embezzlement from a condo association in that Province. A man who managed 13 condominium operations in Hamilton and Burlington just swiped a little at a time from each one of them over five years. That’s almost a million bucks a year. Not bad work if you can get it.

A founder of the Condo Owners Association used a couple of interesting phrases: “downright ridiculous” and “a disaster zone.” When asked if HOA fraud was rare, her response was, “No, no, no, no, no, no!” And she says laws in the Province to protect condo owners is non-existent.

Heck, she ought to take a look at the U.S.

It’s worse.

(link to man who stole 4.1 million Canadian dollars)

 

“Frickin’ Faggots!”

Dang, I hate using that word. But like the so-called ‘n-word’ it’s bandied about freely in Homeowners Associations. Most HOAs have long-existing deed restrictions which prohibit sales of homes to minorities. Those restrictions, of course, have long been outlawed by the U.S. Supreme Court, but does that stop discrimination? If you think so, you’ve gotta be kidding yourself.

A gay couple in the Monte Sereno Homeowners Association in Palm Springs is being targeted for ‘special’ treatment. One of them, Ken Seeley, is a star on the A&E show, ‘Intervention.’ Once or twice a month he has friends and co-workers over to watch the show. The HOA now says those gatherings are ‘business related’ and home businesses are outlawed by this HOA.

Now, the Monte Sereno board has deactivated Seeley’s transponder to the community gate so he can’t let his friends in.

The arrogance never stops, does it?

(link to story about A&E star)

 

More Stupid Sentences in Las Vegas

Egads, I thought white collar organized crime figures averaged at least 18 months in prison. Now I’m the one who looks totally stupid. My deepest apologies to those of you I unintentionally deceived.

But Federal Judge Mahan in Las Vegas keeps handing down kindergarten sentences to the organized crime figures who stole millions and millions of dollars from Las Vegas homeowners. Kindergarten sentences: You know, “Go stand in the corner for ten minutes, Billie. You’re a bad, bad boy!”

Officially, these criminals stole only 7 million dollars in their HOA scam. Ultimately, history will tell you they stole more than 100 million dollars. And the Las Vegas housing market may never recover. In fact, with the recent Nevada Supreme Court decision that HOA liens are super-priority liens which can cancel the original mortgage loan, the lending market is refusing to lend ANY money to a home in a homeowners association. That means thousands, maybe tens of thousands of Nevada homes are sitting empty. They’re unsalable. The ongoing crime is the one committed by this federal judge!

Some of the worst criminals are being sentenced to one year and one day, like this cop:

(former las vegas cop gets short prison term)

Others are being sentenced to a few months of home detention. (Gosh, I’m at home taking care of an ill wife. That’s home detention and I didn’t steal anything!)

Meanwhile, the Las Vegas housing market is in a free fall.

(las vegas housing free fall)
(this link is a little wackier, but still probably 90% correct.)

 

Stupid, Stupid Aspen

No, not everyone in Aspen is stupid. But this kind of a story is a national embarrassment and every rich person in this glittery ski town should be down the necks of the idiots who are allowing this to continue.

I’ve written about this service dog dispute before. The board of the Aspen View Condominiums on Midland Avenue has spent months harassing the owner of a condo because he rented it to a woman who has a service dog to help her deal with her epilepsy. After months of the most incredible nastiness toward this woman, she moved out.

But Aspen View bullies wouldn’t quit. They began assessing fines against the condo owner and have liened his home.

If you want to sleep tonight, do not read the Aspen Times story linked below. If, however, you want to see how low and morally degraded some HOAs get, then have at it. And think about sending a note to this disgraceful board.

(The Aspen Times makes you answer a question before the text appears. Just click a box and you’ll be able to read it.)

(link to story on service dog flap)

 

 

Money and Power: A How-to Guide for Real Estate Developers

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

1)  Promise local planning and development commissioners that your Utopian projects – including planned communities (HOAs) and condominiums – will increase tax revenues beyond their wildest dreams, without any fiscal impact to local government.

2)  Dangle the carrots: wealthy domestic and foreign investors willing to provide capital financing to get the project going.

3)  Promise to provide “affordable housing,” but make it clear that, in order to do so, you may have to cut corners and build crap. And, after you turn over the community to all of those homeowners, you don’t want them to come crying to you, when their homes and the whole darn place starts falling apart! Therefore, insist upon laws, policies, and procedures that will shield you from liability for construction defects. Otherwise, you won’t be able to deliver on your promises.

4)  Hire cheap labor, even if they lack skills or pride in their workmanship. Build as fast as possible! Get the state to allow you to hire your own private inspectors to verify that all construction meets code requirements. That takes city and county inspectors off the hook, right?

5)  Require that all construction defect claims and disputes must be settled in secret before an Arbitrator (preferably one that you choose). Write this into the deed restrictions, and don’t allow homeowners to amend this requirement without your consent. You don’t want future buyers to be afraid to buy your crap.

6)  Lobby state legislature for provisions that will reduce the statute of limitations for making defect claims, or reduce the scope of warranty coverage. Put the homeowners on the hook for the cost of repairs.

7)  Fund campaigns for political allies with direct or indirect ties to real estate development. Offer lucrative employment or investment opportunities after their term in office expires.

8)  Build your Real Estate Empire through vertical integration. Acquire construction and building material companies, as well as maintenance companies. Be sure to partner with at least one well-entrenched management company. When common area repairs are inevitably needed, tap into all of those affiliations for perpetual revenue streams.

Think I’m making up these “strategies” or exaggerating? Here are two links that will make your blood boil!

(First Coast News construction defect investigation, Anne Schindler, FL)

(precedent-setting interpretation of crafty Colorado construction defect law)