Category Archives: beekeeping

Clooney Loonies

Poor George Clooney. The American actor can’t seem to catch a break from his new British neighbors.

Clooney and his wife bought a 16 million dollar property in rural England…a chance to get away from the celebrity stalkers and paparazzi. But his new neighbors are outraged at his presence. More accurately, they’re outraged because he put up an extensive video security system which they say invades their privacy.

Having a video security system of my own I would bet the vast majority of Clooney’s cameras are fakes. Nobody who has security cameras has the time to watch them, even if they are real.

(link to Hollywood Reporter story on Clooney’s problems)

 

Ultimate Bad Neighbors

Zillionare FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is trying to start his own HOA in Palo Alto, California. He just doesn’t want anyone else to live there except him.

Understandably, when Zuckerberg built his own mansion he wanted some privacy and bought up all the homes around him. He can afford to toss around 38 million bucks. But he’s being sued by a couple who claim they were conned into selling their property at too low a price to a ‘mystery’ corporation that turned out to be Zuckerberg.

I sympathize with this billionaire wanting some privacy and security. He’s probably got more stalkers and paparazzi than George Clooney. But with his wealth why would you subject yourself to the incredible invasion of privacy that happens during depositions and court testimony? To Zuckerberg, 1.7 million dollars is pocket change. Pay these reptilians off and get on with life!

(link to Bloomberg article on Zuckerberg neighbor fight)

 

Money and Power: A How-to Guide for Real Estate Developers

guest blog by Deborah Goonan

1)  Promise local planning and development commissioners that your Utopian projects – including planned communities (HOAs) and condominiums – will increase tax revenues beyond their wildest dreams, without any fiscal impact to local government.

2)  Dangle the carrots: wealthy domestic and foreign investors willing to provide capital financing to get the project going.

3)  Promise to provide “affordable housing,” but make it clear that, in order to do so, you may have to cut corners and build crap. And, after you turn over the community to all of those homeowners, you don’t want them to come crying to you, when their homes and the whole darn place starts falling apart! Therefore, insist upon laws, policies, and procedures that will shield you from liability for construction defects. Otherwise, you won’t be able to deliver on your promises.

4)  Hire cheap labor, even if they lack skills or pride in their workmanship. Build as fast as possible! Get the state to allow you to hire your own private inspectors to verify that all construction meets code requirements. That takes city and county inspectors off the hook, right?

5)  Require that all construction defect claims and disputes must be settled in secret before an Arbitrator (preferably one that you choose). Write this into the deed restrictions, and don’t allow homeowners to amend this requirement without your consent. You don’t want future buyers to be afraid to buy your crap.

6)  Lobby state legislature for provisions that will reduce the statute of limitations for making defect claims, or reduce the scope of warranty coverage. Put the homeowners on the hook for the cost of repairs.

7)  Fund campaigns for political allies with direct or indirect ties to real estate development. Offer lucrative employment or investment opportunities after their term in office expires.

8)  Build your Real Estate Empire through vertical integration. Acquire construction and building material companies, as well as maintenance companies. Be sure to partner with at least one well-entrenched management company. When common area repairs are inevitably needed, tap into all of those affiliations for perpetual revenue streams.

Think I’m making up these “strategies” or exaggerating? Here are two links that will make your blood boil!

(First Coast News construction defect investigation, Anne Schindler, FL)

(precedent-setting interpretation of crafty Colorado construction defect law)

 

HOA Drone Inspections On The Way!

Those who follow this website know that I’ve been predicting this for years: Drones flying over your property taking video of your covenant violations. Now a mainstream HOA promoter is actually whispering about the possibility.

The link below is disguised as a ‘warning’ for HOAs to be cautious as they approach the subject of drone inspections of private property. But the real message is “Our time has come! Get your drones ready.”

If you think your personal privacy is already violated by abusive HOAs, then all I can say is, “You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Despite what this mainstream HOA booster says in the link below, you gave up your privacy when you bought into your HOA. I first discovered this when I bought a couple of condos in Vail in the late 1980s. When I changed the locks on the doors the HOA board just had the locks drilled and sent me the bill.

In California some HOAs are doing so-called ‘hoarding inspections.’ These are unannounced inspections of the interiors of private homes! One of the items in their list of things you’re not supposed to hoard are books. Shades of Fahrenheit 451?

But my three-year-old predictions about drones being used by HOAs is actually coming true. Video of you and your lover in the backyard hot tub is NOT a violation of privacy. Not in an HOA.

(link to industry newsletter hinting about coming drone inspections)

 

Astounding Honey Bee Deaths!

I’ve debated with myself long and hard over the story I’m about to tell you. It really zeroes in on a personal situation I faced with an HOA bully. I swore I would keep the story to myself until I read today’s article about America’s tragic loss of honey bees. Forty percent of all honey bees in the country died last year. Forty percent!

(link to 40% loss of honey bees in just one year)

You cannot imagine how important honey bees are to our agriculture and our very survival as a species. Man just can’t do what bees do for us. Without bees there is no produce in your grocery store. None!

Now, my personal story. I own some acreage in Colorado adjacent to a Homeowners Association. Several years ago, a teenager who raises bees and produces honey for a hobby asked if he could place a half dozen bee hives on my property. There’s no way I would have refused him. For several years the hives were thriving and pollinating vegetation for miles around.

Last year I was away at a publishers’ conference when I got an angry call from a typical HOA bully. He demanded I remove the hives immediately. Mystified at his sudden rage I asked him why? Believe it or not, this guy said “Your bees are drinking from my wife’s pond!”

This is not a joke. Despite the fact that there are several bee keepers within a four mile radius of this property, MY bees were drinking from his pond!

I guess I shouldn’t have ignored him because a few days later every single one of the bee hives was dead. Stone cold dead in just one night. I seriously doubt they died that suddenly from natural causes.