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The True Heroes

Another journalist, writing on the blogsite, watchdogwire.com has obviously paid special attention to the growing national HOA debacle. We’re all witnessing the beginning of a crash of a massive part of the American dream, the thrill of home ownership.

The right to own a home sets us apart from all other people on the planet. And home ownership was ingrained in the mindsets of early arrivals on our continent. The idea of personal ownership of property is so woven into our history and our Constitution that it’s been rightly said that no other right is as fundamental to the idea of being truly American than this right to own a patch of ground. It’s our ‘castle’, our protection against the intrusiveness of government, our protection against those forces which would try to confiscate what we own.

Of course, for years government has used the courts to intrude on the sanctity of this right, but it’s still written into the fabric of our souls. The act of owning a home is what makes us truly American.

The American Homeowners Association movement is fundamentally flawed because it fools would-be homeowners into believing we possess such a right. The purchase of an HOA or condo controlled housing is not truly an exercise of this right. Instead, we are merely purchasing a ‘share’ in a corporation which in turn owns the home we fool ourselves into believing we own. Owning corporate shares in a neighborhood is not the same thing as owning a home in a neighborhood. Your purchase of corporate shares is not protected by the Constitution. Your corporate ‘share’ is not your ‘private castle’ and it can never be. Your privacy or the Constitutional protection of your ‘private papers’ is not guaranteed in your corporate documents. Thus, in a private home there are no rights to practice your own religion, no rights to speak your mind, no rights to assembly or to own and carry a gun, no rights against having the government seize your property in order to house troops, no right of habeus corpus. Indeed, the right not to face discrimination because of race or disability is constantly under attack in the HOA corporate structure.

On this website, you’ve read the guest blogs of many people who are true American heroes. People like bloggers Nila Ridings, George Staropoli, Shu Bartholomew, Jonathan Friedrich, Col. Bob Frank, Jan Bergemann, Dr. Gary Solomon, Evan McKenzie are the true heroes of our age. These are the people who have stepped up in a public forum to take a stand against what they see as a fundamental wrong in our society. They all could have taken the easy way out by ducking controversy and fleeing from social suicide. But they’ve taken great social, financial and legal risks to “do the right thing.” Because of the risks they take in ‘going public’ they will someday be recognized and admired for their bravery. They are our modern-day pioneers in every sense of the word.

How many of us have wished we could have been counted among the brave souls who stood up for civil rights in the 60s? How many have wished we could have opened our mouths and hearts and given a warning about the approaching housing tsunami which threatens our very existence as a free people?

Not enough. Not nearly enough. That’s why I so admire the bravery of the tiny handful of people who’ve actually sacrificed and joined the fight so others don’t have to.

(link to watchdogwire.com)

http://watchdogwire.com/blog/2014/06/03/homeowner-associations-americas-hidden-layer-government/

 

 

The Wonder of Sworn Testimony & Public Records!

R-E-C-O-R-D-S! Release the Records!

guest blog by Nila Ridings 

Recently, I have talked with HOA members locally and across the country who are frustrated because they cannot see the financial records in their HOA.

One homeowner requested to see ONE financial document and was told by the Associa management operation that a $200 advance payment was required to see it! Others have gotten the same old song and dance about paying to see the HOA records.

Back in 2007, it was discovered after much stalling and excuse making by the board president that Quivira Falls had $10,000,000.00 unaccounted for. Yes, that figure is TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!! And the audits had not been performed for years, as required per the by-laws. A homeowner filed a pro se lawsuit to see records. Five months later, I filed a lawsuit to recall the board and gain access to the records.

At that time, I was fairly new in the neighborhood. But my corporate experience helped me recognize I was dealing with some shysters. Shifty eyes, mumbling and bumbling, couldn’t give me a straight answer, nervous, cocky, stalling, and quickly trying to dismiss my questions always with “we’ll take that under advisement.”

Before the homeowner filed the pro se case he told the board members, “If we find embezzlement somebody is going to jail!” The response was a finger pointed at us and a booming angry voice from the HOA president, “If you think there has been any embezzlement or malfeasance, you’ll never find it!”

This guy had been the Quivira Falls Community Association president for 26 years! Homeowners had made no efforts to question anything he did. One of the board members, Jody Lamping said he put her through “mental masturbation” but never answered questions with legitimate answers.

Ongoing investigation was revealing more and more eye brow raising information. One being this Quivira Falls HOA president was running for the board of an HOA in Carlsbad, California. He had just purchased two places in that community. His bio read like Mr. Magnificent in the world of homeowners associations. Several residents of Quivira Falls contacted the manager of the Carlsbad HOA and his name was immediately pulled from the ballot. Ryan Rader died a few days later.

When Johnson County Judge Thomas Sutherland, ordered the records be turned over to me Rader’s successor, Jody Lamping, under oath, proclaimed, “there are no records!” Judge Sutherland gave her fair warning of perjury charges should records turn up at a later date. That did not deter her one iota, she threw her nose in the air and declared, “there are no records!” The board treasurer, Bill Reavis claimed Quivira Falls Community Association had no bank accounts, either.

I contacted the Johnson County District Attorney’s office and was instructed to file a “suspicion of embezzlement” report with the Overland Park Police. The detective ultimately hit dead ends because current and former board members claimed no knowledge of anything, stating only Ryan Rader knew about the inside workings of the HOA. What he did find was thousands of dollars in cash logged onto the ledgers but not one dime was ever deposited into the numerous bank accounts that Quivira Falls had established around the Kansas City area. The detective had no way to obtain information from a dead man so the case was closed, but he advised me to contact him if anything changed.

A year later, a homeowner that was very familiar with the details walked into the clubhouse and caught Jody Lamping with another board member and a former board member shredding records. I was called and my attorney instructed me to go immediately to the clubhouse with witnesses and cameras which we did. Jody Lamping was so nervous her mandible was flipping back and forth like a pendulum on a one hundred year old grandfather’s clock. The former board member was hiding on the staircase behind a wall, while the other was pretending to be on the phone to the HOA attorney letting him know the HOA records had just been found. Thinking we hit a goldmine, I called the detective. It was no surprise when he said that was not true because two months after the judge ordered the records turned over to me he was given access to those records!

There are more stories to this “new” board that promised Quivira Falls homeowners they could be trusted, but I’ll share those at another time.

For now, it’s best to say, DO NOT HAVE A BLIND FAITH AND TRUST IN YOUR HOA BOARD MEMBERS!

Do not allow anyone to be the president of the HOA for decades. I would suggest limiting that position to 1-2 years.

Do not allow 1 or 2 board members to be signers on HOA checks. Have 3 people and be sure they are all qualified to be bonded and do background and credit checks on them. If they have a criminal history or financial problems they are not good candidates to be handling your HOA funds.

Do not allow the HOA property manager to have exclusive access to bank accounts and checks. If your by-laws require yearly audits, demand they be done!

Do not allow cash payments to be made to the HOA for any reason.

Do not give the HOA president carte blanche to spend thousands of dollars without board approval. A $1,000 limit should be sufficient.

If the HOA operations have been “shaky” and you manage to land a position on the board, insist on a forensic audit during a board meeting and double check to be sure it was recorded in the minutes. If you are a homeowner, submit a written request for a forensic audit. Retain a copy of your request.

If your by-laws allow for more than 5% of your annual budget to be spent by a property manager without board approval, suggest a change to the by-laws. It would be most beneficial to require a vote by the homeowners for any spending that will exceed 5% of the annual budget.

Regarding audits: The statement has been made on many occasions that honest board members don’t need audits. I strongly disagree. Audits work both ways; keeping thieves from stealing from an easy target and protecting honest people from being accused of stealing.

Never forget that people who have nothing to hide, hide nothing!

Bimbo erections Eruptions in Arizona!!!

BIMBO erections ERUPTIONS IN ARIZONA!!!

Sorry. I guess my strike through function doesn’t work on headlines

But Arizona’s Bimbo eruptions are the new American Vesuvius. First comes the gas, then the pumice, finally the lava. And that’s how you make a volcano (take that, L. Ron Hubbard!)

Yes, it seems Michelle Ugenti, the Arizona Legislature’s permanently enshrined Bimbo, is now up to her lashy lush eyebrows in steamy sex mail with another, shall we say b-i-g fellow lawmaker. He must be big, because he doesn’t want any of this steam being released to the public. Divorce lawyers on both sides are going nuts, or at least crazy, trying to keep the lid on this simmering scandal. The Bimbo’s husband wants his hands on those emails but her attorney is arguing it’s personal business, and privileged legislative business to boot! Heck, we all know that legislators are constantly screwing the public. But these lawyers think that kind of activity is a private affair. Not so fast, wise guys! You can screw your lawyer, screw your paramour, BUT DO NOT SCREW THE TAXPAYER!

Take a bit of advice from an old investigative reporter who’s been through the courts in search of cell phone records before. Bimbo Ugenti’s lawyer is blowing, uh, er, smoke. Yeah, smoke. He’s wrong about Legislative privilege preventing the release of the Bimbo’s sexy texts. We proved that in Colorado. Our good old governor, our good old Denver Mayor both learned the hard way (ahem) that if a single dime of taxpayers’ money paid for cell phone bills or text messages, the voters had a right to see those records! An absolute right! They’re not private records if they traveled over a taxpayer funded phone system or if they traveled over a Legislative issued phone or device! Bimbo Ugenti is too much of a dumbo to keep her legislative account separate from her personal account. Forget the divorce arguments. Forget privacy arguments. FOLLOW THE MONEY! Use a newspaper or a TV station to sue for the Bimbo’s messages on behalf of the taxpayers of Arizona! We won in Colorado. You’ll win in Arizona.

Take my advice, and you’ll soon be able to officially name Arizona’s new Pompeii something like “Mt. Pompous-ass.”

(Link to Bimbo Ugenti’s troubles)

 

 

Starting a New Month

OK, some straight talk, here. We have a ton of people coming to this website. Those people are reading an average of 250,000 to 300,000 pages of our material each month. BUT THAT DOESN’T CUT IT!

Those of you who’ve read my book, Neighbors At War, know that it has a tremendous amount of important material that never makes it onto this website. You also know that my book is important for all homeowners, inside and outside of Homeowners Associations. (It’s also a fun read!) I happen to know that a lot of libraries carry my book and it’s frequently loaned to other libraries across the country. That’s pretty good traction. I know, however, that I haven’t sold my book to all of you yet.

So….

During the month of June I’m going to GIVE my book to you FREE. Well, let me partially retract that. If you can honestly say you haven’t purchased my book because you are destitute and if you’ll pay for the postage and the envelope (approximately five bucks) I will send it to you for free. Geez, what other author has ever offered you THAT kind of deal? Oh yes, one other caveat: Once you finish the book you must make at least one other homeowner read it.

The information it contains is far more valuable than the paltry publishing royalties I get.

That’s all the huckstering… for now.

 

Pity the Boss Man

You know, you’ve gotta start feeling a little sorry for Las Vegas crime boss Leon Benzer right about now. Gosh, dang! Another four of his co-conspirators have now pleaded  guilty to charges of racketeering and conspiring to steal massive amounts of money from Las Vegas homeowners. But Bobo Benzer hasn’t been able to keep his organized crime mob together. Gone are the days when a spaghetti-eating garlic-spitter could fire a .32 shell into the face of an adversary to shut him up. These days, you just can’t get good help.

Benzer is now just one of a tiny handful of crooks still accused of decimating Homeowners Associations in the Valley by putting ‘straw men’ into office as HOA board members and voting to divert millions of dollars in insurance mitigation work to his minions of willing wonks. (Actually, I was going to say ‘Wops’ but thought better of it. Besides, his name is Benzer, not Benzini). Sure, the first handful of people fingered in the HOA investigation ‘committed suicide.’ But in the old days a suicide really meant something, didn’t it? Suicide was a rite of passage, an honor befitting a snitch’s snitch. One couldn’t be an effective Capo without a few suicides scattered here and there around the landscape.

But, dang! Every time a ‘suicide’ happened in the feds’ Las Vegas HOA investigation, more rats started squealing. This wasn’t just a few rodents trying to find a wooden plank, this was swarms of rats diving off the decks of the Titanic.

Yep, it must be a lonesome time for Leon Benzer. Poor Babee!